GhostShip — pirate ghost mascot

ghostship

Phantom users for every pull request.

Every Vercel preview is already an A/B test.
It just has zero users.

Try:

You build in hours.
You validate in weeks.

Coding agents collapsed the build cycle. The experiment queue didn't.

Before AI

dev and testing stay in sync

Wk 1Wk 2Wk 3Wk 4Wk 5Wk 6Wk 7Wk 8
Feature 1 dev
A/B test
Ship
Feature 2 dev
A/B test
Feature 3 dev

Dev takes weeks → next feature starts during A/B test. No queue.

Today

features ship faster than you can test them

Wk 1Wk 2Wk 3Wk 4Wk 5Wk 6Wk 7Wk 8
Feature 1 — A/B testing2-4 wk
Feature 2queued 2+ wk
Feature 3queued 4+ wk
Feature 4queued 6+ wk
Feature 5queued 8+ wk

Dev takes hours. A/B tests take weeks. The queue only grows.

Same 7 features. Two outcomes.

Without GhostShip

~14 weeks to clear
Redesigned checkout flow
18d running
New pricing table
14d
Simplified onboarding
11d
Updated hero CTA
8d
Dark mode support
5d
Mobile nav redesign
3d
Footer link cleanup
1d

1 running · 6 waiting · most will prove nothing

With GhostShip

30 seconds
5–0Redesigned checkout flow
Ship
4–1New pricing table
Ship
1–4Simplified onboarding
Kill
4–1Updated hero CTA
Ship
3–2Dark mode support
A/B test
5–0Mobile nav redesign
Ship
1–4Footer link cleanup
Kill
4 ship·2 killed·1 → real A/B test

7 decisions in 30 seconds.

Only 1 needs a real A/B test.

[ one mention. five verdicts. ]

Works where you already work.

Slack
GitHub PR

Autoplay · loops · actual product flow

[ phantom users deploy ]

First-time visitor
First-time visitor
Where do I start?
Buyer
Buyer
Show me pricing
Accessibility auditor
Accessibility auditor
Good contrast ratio
Executive
Executive
Gets to the point
Developer
Developer
Prefer version B

@ghostship in Slack with any preview URL

30 seconds. Not 3 weeks.